Name: Joey Baggadonuts
Occupation: Love Machine
Likes: Sitting around, watching tv, playing GTA Vice City
Dislikes: Alarm clocks, not watching tv, raisins
Sports: Extreme ironing, underwater basket weaving, bowlfing (a hybrid sport of bowling and golfing)
Fave Stolen Saying: "Watch out for the guns, 'cuz they'll getcha."
That's right, he's new in town AND he's single. This stud is looking for love, and he's got YOU in his sights. Oh yeah ladies, you betta watch out. Especially you Clemmy. He's got a real thing for red heads.